Cover of 'The Meet-Poop' by Noelle Salazar

THE MEET-POOP

Shit happens…

Supermodel Lior Flynn is at the top of her game: gorgeous, confident, and successful. But as her thirtieth birthday looms, she finds herself growing tired of the constant media scrutiny and even more tired of men who only view her as arm candy. Yearning to travel the world's beautiful places rather than just pose in them, she's ready for a change and ready to make a real connection—if she can find the courage to take the first step.

Bestselling novelist Graham Forrester is still reeling from the collapse of his marriage to a flashy socialite turned influencer, and officially done with high-drama women. Trapped post-divorce in a house that no longer feels like home and tending to his beloved old dog Brontë who doesn't have long to live, he knows he's stuck in a desperate rut but has no idea how to get out.

When Lior's designer sneaker hits a steaming pile of you-know-what from the sweet golden retriever at the end of Graham's leash, it's no meet cute - in fact, it's a meet-poop. And every encounter after is somehow messier than the first, until a chance moment when both let their guards down and sparks fly. But can Lior trust Graham not to put her in a book and bolster his own fame? And can Graham trust that the drama of Lior's life won't derail his own?

 

 

PREORDERS COMING SOON…

 
 

 

PRAISE FOR THE MEET-POOP:

"Endlessly likeable characters, vivid backdrops and solid friendships, and one adorable dog. This is Salazar's side-quest adventure into the world of romcoms and she's got a gift for it."

Kate Quinn, author of The Briar Club

“THE MEET POOP is a sexy, banter-filled romcom that gets steamy when glamour meets grumpy. Author Noelle Salazar proves that her talent for character development extends beyond her popular historical fiction novels as she forays into this delightful, refreshing romance. Once you set foot in it, you'll want to root for this down-to-earth, celebrity couple. Highly recommend!”

Ilana Long, author of Pickleballers

"Can true love blossom from a steaming pile of dog poop? In The Meet Poop, Noelle Salazar strikes just the right balance between humor and depth to answer this unconventional question. The story brims with empathy and yearning, and relatable characters who need to figure out their own sh$t if they’re going to move forward. Oh — and there’s also a sweet old dog named Brontë who will steal your heart!"

Tracy Dobmeier & Wendy Katzman, authors of Girls with Bright Futures and Ten Thousand Light Years from Okay 

“Salazar's first foray into the romcom genre does not disappoint. Lovable characters and an almost nostalgic image of New York made reading this book feel like I was watching a favorite 90s romcom. If you want a fun, sexy escape, look no further than this delightful romcom.”

Emily Ohanjanians, author of The Book Tour